
Also, in the "Murdering fools for free!" part, the same goat's face replaces Kenway's as he performs the Cannon Penis reference. The "ho" in "Yo, ho!", however, is replaced by a screaming goat (AKA Goat Remix).



The guys of the Smosh Games crew also play Spanish Soldiers.That Damn Neighbor also makes a cameo as a pirate. Lasercorn and Sohinki appear around a chest Kenway steals the compass from, while Mari appears around the middle of the video wearing a red dress and dancing.Jovenshire, Mari, Lasercorn and Sohinki (the Smosh Games crew) also played as pirates.This is mentioned in the bloopers as well. The videos that were mentioned above were posted sporadically, revealing that this video took multiple days to shoot.Behind the scenes videos were posted on both Ian & Anthony's Facebook pages, revealing one of the sets, their appropriate costumes, and Jovenshire being an extra.The Sweet Sound of Smosh calls this song Pirate Life.This video could possibly count as a sequel to Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song.Kenway calls him "Pinkbeard" and escapes on the Jackdaw as the refrain plays in the background. The song resumes as they find the treasure and throw an opulent party.Īfter the song ends, Teach wakes up with his beard dyed pink by Kenway. Blackbeard and Kenway gain employment as cooks in a restaurant, but then decide that they would rather be pirates. For the rest of the video until the bridge, Kenway and Blackbeard find and steal items related to the treasure map, leading up to a sword fight at the site of the treasure.Īt the end of the sword fight, Blackbeard and Kenway stop and decide they should get real jobs. As Blackbeard is showing off his treasure map to his crew, Kenway jumps out of hiding and steals it. The video begins as Edward "Blackbeard" Teach ( Anthony Padilla) talks to his crew about the new pirate making a name for himself, Edward Kenway ( Ian Hecox). (Teach wakes up, and the treasures are missing, finds out his beard turns pink)Įdward: See you later, Pinkbeard! (laughs) Getting booty with the cuties 'cause we do what we please. Kenway: (flips the salad) You know what? F*ck this! Let's go be pirates again! Teach: Hurry up for the salad! I want to get a promotion! Teach: You know what? Being a pirate kinda sucks. (the last line of this part wasn't in the music video) Kenway: Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freaking all.

Teach: Well I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl. Got pretty girls and I'm sitting on their laps. ' Cause most my life's surrounded by dick. You can never blame me for grabbing your chick Hope they don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship. Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please.Īll the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap, but I'm still the baddest pirate around, 'cause I've got this treasure map. Teach: Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best, there's nothing more to say, but I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway. Edward Kenway and Blackbeard sing about what it's like to be a pirate, through rock.
